Inbox Inspiration (T-Minus 327 Days)

Random thought for the day: if you like to mix things up in the bedroom (or wherever), then I highly recommend subscribing to daily dose emails from Women’s Health (http://www.womenshealthmag.com/). Today’s email: “The Best Sex Positions You Have Never Tried.” Now I dare not open this email while at work because I’m pretty sure a red light would go off down in the IT office and they would have someone up here before I could think to myself “they want me to do what with my legs.”

Plus, I have been on their sh*t list ever since my computer caught a virus after Google-ing a Saved by the Bell reference two years ago. My apologies for needing to prove I was right by saying Zack and Kelly were dressed up as Romeo and Juliet for the uber-intense breakup episode.

Anyway, I digress, I also dare not open because who wants to see exactly what they are not getting?

Every day, I hover over the unsubscribe link and try to remember how these ended up in my inbox to begin with. I don’t think I ever purposefully signed up to get said emails; I probably just left all the optional boxes checked when I joined. Or maybe it’s something I elected to receive while I was on the road for those eight glorious days in March when I thought it would actually be useful information. Now, however, it’s just a slap in the face of what is waiting for me in a city seven hours away.

Hmmmm, seven hours and a time zone change away, I could be there by dinner. I wonder if the email has flash cards …


P.S. Also in my inbox this morning: RachaelRayMag.com email with a phenomenal-sounding recipe for turkey burgers. Now also on my list of things to try.